New Year’s Eve is unequivocally the worst holiday in the world.
The expectations to have a good night are completely and unrealistically high. It is the last moment of the year and it’s also the first moment of the New Year—so it’s time to base your self-worth about the previous year AND the next one all on one stupid champagne-fueled evening! This is so much pressure! This is too much pressure!
That said, there are certainly good ways to spend this incredibly bad holiday! And then—there are the worst ways in the whole world. Here are all the ways you definitely should not, under any circumstances, spend New Year’s Eve this year (or any year, ever).