Sex, drugs and rock and roll might fly elsewhere, but not on board a cruise ship.
You may be surprised to learn that getting kicked off a cruise is actually easy to do and something that happens more often than you think. Cruise ships are private property, managed and operated by big businesses, and they have legal contracts you agree to when booking. In these agreements (that you most certainly have never read one word of) are some of the broad stipulations for expected passenger behavior and the rules all cruise guests must follow. These rules are designed to not only keep passengers, crew, and the ship itself safe, but also to ensure that everyone on board is comfortable for the duration of the cruise.
Here are 13 things that will get you kicked off a cruise and abruptly end your glamorous vacation at sea.