One writer confesses to a lifetime of sneaking into hotel bars and swimming pools and explains how you can too.
When I tell people about my penchant for sneaking into posh hotels when on vacay, I’m usually faced with bemusement, or, at worst, mild disgust. So let me explain myself. I grew up in a very hot country, a small island in the Mediterranean where, in 1987, the largest great white shark on record was caught by a local fisherman. As well as the great white, the waters off Malta are home to 35 other shark species, so it was commonplace for some little twerp to yell “SHARK” on our after-school visits to the beach. It was then, at age 12, that I decided the sea was not for me. Only swimming pools for this girl. The logical solution was to visit hotel pools in my neighborhood to survive the 95-degree Fahrenheit summers, Malta being awash with large resorts and plenty enough bathing space to go around.
So here we are, 20 years later, traveling the world, still dodging the heat and taking refuge from the unknown dangers of the oceans in the fanciest hotel pools I can possibly find. The classier the better. JFK stayed there? I’m scaling it. James Bond was filmed there? Let me at it. I am of late, partial to the lobby bar or cafe too, as after a hard day’s swim all I want is a gin and tonic with a club sandwich chaser, and oh golly do those 19th-century grand hotels do an exquisite club sandwich.
I like to think I’ve got this hobby down to a fine art now. I investigate systematically, I act respectfully, I’ve never been caught, I maintain a killer tan year-round and have become something of a hotel connoisseur, which can only be useful in my line of work. So in the spirit of giving, here are my tips for sneaking into the finest hotels and enjoying the lux life, so that you too can feel like an absolute boss on your travels.
I don't think this is improper. I do it not rarely. The deal is I pay for the overpriced hamburger and drinks and I get to use the pool for free. Although I guess I do it with outdoor pools, not indoor ones which I think you're referring to. Cool article!